"Never embarrass your cattle dog"

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North Carolina
Pennsylvania
Arizona
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Montana
Michigan

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Illinois
Ohio
Indiana

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Ohio Redux
Texas
British Columbia
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Utah
Mississippi

 

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Back home to NC
Eastern NC
Pennsylvania redux
Nevada
Virginia
New York



SOULMATES   ALI Buetow and the Duck are betrothed.
Vows are tentatively planned once the Duck's pilgrimage
is complete.

 

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DAISY Finch, ashamed to be initiated with the duck stinking of c@t.

ROWDY Finch has just noticed that the duck is phosphorescing and has called for a Geiger counter.

The evil CALLIE Sachs joins Slate, Prince of Elder, in being
the second duckdog in legal hot water with the Duck Police.
The evil CALLIE is being sought for questioning in an
unprovoked assault, captured above by an alert
Shriek
photographer. The duck reportedly is suffering
from whiplash and numerous puncture wounds --
made all the more worse by the prevalent c@t bacteria
found all over its down.

 

The good CALLIE Sachs presented this photo to the
Duck Police as her alibi regarding the ongoing
investigation into the duck assault. Said she,
"Who, moi? I was wearing the duck at the time of the
alleged assault, and you can see that I am not
physically able to get my jaws wrapped around its bill,
try as I might."

BLUE Sachs, s l o w l y being strangled by the Duck, still in its kill mode after its close call with a c@t AND after being attacked by CALLIE's Evil Twin.

PUCK Sachs, wondering where his karma took a wrong turn.

 

RUSTY Sachs, realizing the full potential of the Duck for both good and evil.

TWEAK Sachs: "I am so beautiful in my new Duck stole. I wonder if this will help me get dates?"

ALI Buetow, soulful and lovesick at the thought of the Duck leaving.

COLBY Buetow plays peek-a-boo -- or is that Picabo?

DEE Buetow and the Duck secretly plot a coup d'etat.

Jimmy Buetow spots the mother ship approaching that is coming to take him and his captor away.

KAOS Buetow loses 30 IQ points in trying to achieve the Afghan Hound look with Duck.

NEO Buetow: "If Dog A has a duck mounted on its head and Dog B doesn't, and they both must travel 50 miles with a strong wind at their backs, will Dog A arrive sooner than Dog B even if the duck is not allowed to fly?"

Duck decides to talk trash with OLLIE Buetow, who has been rendered shriekless with shock.

PICABO Buetow considers her options: If she bolts, can she lose the Duck? If she stays, will it devour her?

WEBER Buetow and Duck:
Three Sheeps to the Wind?

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GIDEON Wommack, smiling gamely between clinched incisors.

RIPPLE Thomas-Wommack, turned to stone by the duck and silently praying for rescue by Alpha Dog.

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TULLY Jones, meditating on the mystical
feng shui chi flowing between him and the duck.